February 2009
30 posts
Headline
Marilyn Monroe
Brutally raped recently
Her wax doll, that is
Homeless
Homeless roam the streets Wish I could try for a day But return by night
House Party Dregs
Sleep. Then they burst in.
Blur’s ‘Girls and Boys’, wild dancing
“Fuck off!!”. They retreat.
Awake
Bitter fight till dawn
Only four hours of sleep
I wish I’d had eight
Food Poisoning
My rumbly tummy
Mutherfuckin hurts, damn you
Delicious grilled prawns
Every afternoon I wake up, have a huge lunch Followed by a nap
Breakfast
Lonely banana +
orange DuchyO biscuit +
green tea = Nomnomnom.
Billy Crystal’s voice Makes me despise your mother For having children
Morning cigarette
Banana apple smoothie
Off to the toilet
A tough decision.
Should I stay or should I go?
Back to work, that is.
Book a tennis court
One thing is guaranteed
The rain will piss down
Name
Of French origin
Seven letters, four vowels
Not hard to pronounce!
Just found treasure trove
Of lost tweets on my Twitter.
Strange guilty feeling.
Been drinking since three
Now tasked with killing zombies
I’ll be left 4 dead
Mum, on phone: SPEAK UP!
Me: Mum, stop using your deaf ear.
Mum: WHAT? CAN’T HEAR YOU.
When writing haikus Do you count on your fingers? 1, 2, 3, 4. Damn.
Nightmare
I dreamt I was Wilde
With cigarettes, waistcoats
A prison sentence
Dubai
In 2008 There were many things to hate Dubai topped the list